Home Alone: The Remake

FIRST OF ALL: if you are a female and you live in Pittsburgh and you and a friend want to play Harry and Marv in the Home Alone movie, and you are comfortable acting in a swimsuit CONTACT ME: wrightwilliams.org@gmail.com 

Here are some of the casting call updates for our Home Alone remake:
 

The role of Old Man Marley will be played by legendary outsider musician/humorist Weird Paul (Paul Petroskey)

The two cops on the phone in the police department will be played by Jonathan Davis of the band Amplifiers and Chelsea McCain.

Bethany Ronallo will be playing Heather McCallister, the oldest sister who does the final headcount.

Nicole Cummins will be playing the drugstore clerk, and Joshua Weitzel will be playing Jimmy the stockboy who chases after Kevin when he steals from the drugstore.

Kate McCallister, the mother, will be played by a cat wearing a powersuit and a dress.

Kevin McCallister, the lead role in the film,  will be played by Mink Clover.

It looks tentatively that Journey Myers will be playing the role of Mitch Murphy, who without the series would cease to exist.

MORE UPDATES COMING SOON!!!

It’s obvious that our Home Alone remake is not going to be filmed in Chicago, let alone the neighborhood the original film was set it. We are filming in Pittsburgh, PA which has many nice homes reminiscent of the home Kevin McCallister lived in.

We’re not filming any of them, though, we’re going to fake it.

We’re not going for a believable remake, this is a vision I have to create a ‘Cover Film’ as I see it, a Karaoke Film, my version of the original film with my sense of humor, and like a Cover Song, in my voice.

Instead, all external shots of the house and all of the physical trials the criminal due endure will be done in a miniature set using stop motion animation.

Yeah, that’s right, it will be animated. The interiors ALL will be real actors and done in live action video, but as soon as a shot moves to an exterior it will instead be a stop-motion animated version of the house, crude and distinctly weird - distinctly me :)

I hope the switch in realities doesn’t alarm or distract from you watching the film, but if it does, so be it.

(Source: homealonethemovie.com)