FIRST OF ALL: if you are a female and you live in Pittsburgh and you and a friend want to play Harry and Marv in the Home Alone movie, and you are comfortable acting in a swimsuit CONTACT ME: email@example.com
Here are some of the casting call updates for our Home Alone remake:
The role of Old Man Marley will be played by legendary outsider musician/humorist Weird Paul (Paul Petroskey)
The two cops on the phone in the police department will be played by Jonathan Davis of the band Amplifiers and Chelsea McCain.
Bethany Ronallo will be playing Heather McCallister, the oldest sister who does the final headcount.
Nicole Cummins will be playing the drugstore clerk, and Joshua Weitzel will be playing Jimmy the stockboy who chases after Kevin when he steals from the drugstore.
Kate McCallister, the mother, will be played by a cat wearing a powersuit and a dress.
Kevin McCallister, the lead role in the film, will be played by Mink Clover.
It looks tentatively that Journey Myers will be playing the role of Mitch Murphy, who without the series would cease to exist.
MORE UPDATES COMING SOON!!!